- every other celebrity: holy shit fuck damn shit motherfucker goddamn shit fuck damn hoe
- taylor swift: so we're not writing?
am i the only person at this fucking school who cares more about being good to my friends than about getting super drunk at super cool frat parties with a bunch of people who i dont even really like? yeah, apparently.
that awkward moment where youre in your best friends room and hes going out without you but youre trying to act like you dont care. yeah i wanna go crawl in hole.
that there is such a thing as a lab-corgi mix. check it
are beautiful human beings.
i cant even.